now go away or I shall taunt you a second time....

A little fun with programming and the our wonderful English Language.

Please do not take any of these recommended insults personally, or seriously... unless they apply. Parental Warning: If you have a sensitive stomach or were offended by Monty Python, take a miss.

Remember one of these 6.6895e+198 possible insults that my insult engine will produce for you the next time you are at a loss for words in the heat of an argument.

New Boat

The wait is finally over... the new boat is here, and it actually floats. When it is not going really fast...

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My Birthday

Here are a few pictures from my birthday this year... I like to keep it low key.

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Ice Fishing

It's cold up here, what are we supposed to do when the temp gets up to zero? We go a little goofy...

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Christmas 2007

Lots of festive action in the northwoods. Turkey and cookies. Presents and goodwill towards men. Still working on the peace on earth thing, but I think we have a shot!

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Kauai Vacation

Try to imagine a place better then the north shore of a tropical island paradise... Does your brain hurt? It should.

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